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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS.

    Thursday, December 22, 2011, 10:26 PM [General]

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS. LIVE LONG & PROSPER

     

    I know you will have many, many more! Now, what does a creation like myself give to the Son of God on such a glorious occasion, a Son who has everything. Actually, not everything...He doesn't have the spirit and soul of those who do not have faith in Him, who haven't accepted Him! He's the best present of all.

    Once again...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS!

    LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

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    PART 3. HOW SANTA VISITS 378 MILLION KIDS IN ONE NIGHT.

    Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 7:21 PM [General]

     

     

    THIS IS PART 3 ON HOW SANTA VISITS 378 MILLION KIDS IN ONE NIGHT.

     

          The payload with the added reindeer increases [not counting the sleigh], another 54,000 tons, or roughly 7 times the weight of the Queen Mary ship. Now, 6,000 tons traveling at 650 mps creates enormous air resistance, this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering earth's atmosphere. The lead pair would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second, In short, the entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the 5th house on his trip.

          Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 mps in .001 seconds, would be subjected to a centrifugal force of 17,500 g's. A 250 lb. Santa [which seems ludicrously slim] would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 lbs. of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo!

    3.7 (1 Ratings)

    PART 2. SANTA VISITS 378 MILLION KIDS.

    Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 7:06 PM [General]

     

    THIS IS PART 2 OF SANTA DELIVERING PRESENTS TO 378 MILLION KIDS IN 31 HOURS.

     

          For the purpose of our calculates, we will assume that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth. We're talking about a trip 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops and breaks. To cover that ground in 31 hours, Santa's sleigh must move at 650 miles per second--3,000 time the sound of speed. By comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe moves at a poky 27.4 mps.

          And, a conventional reindeer can run [at best] 15 mph. Scientific facts that make Santa's overnight toy delivery trip truely amazing. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. His sleigh must carry over 500,000 tons [not counting Santa himself]. On land, the reindeer can only carry 300 lbs. If the "flying" reindeer could pull 10 times the normal amount, Santa would need 360,000 reindeer.

    CONTINUED IN PART 3 - THE CONCLUSION

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    SANTA DELIVERS TO 378 MILLION CHILDREN IN 1 NIGHT. Pt. 1

    Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 3:07 PM [General]

     

          Around the globe [earth], today, live approximately 2 bilion children. Santa doesn't visit all of them, of course. Subtracting the number of Muslim, Islam, Hindu, Jewish, Buddhist, cult members, and others, reduces Santa's Christmas Eve workout to 15% of the total or 378 million children [according to the Population Reference Bureau]. At an average [census] rate of 3.5 children per household & presuming that there is at least one good child in each home, Santa must visit about 108 million homes.

          Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones & the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west [which sems logical]. This works out to 967.7 visits per second. That means that at each household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh, and get onto the next house.

    CONTINUED IN PART 2.

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    BLACK EYED KIDS-EVIL?

    Tuesday, December 20, 2011, 7:00 PM [General]

     

    BLACK EYED CHILDREN...ARE THEY EVIL. READ BELOW BEFORE DECIDING.

          Black eyed children or BEKs as they were swiftly dubbed...are strange. These kids [or creatures?] have no white corneas, no colorful irises, just a pair of BIG black, shark-like eyes that inspire object horror in all who claim to have seen them. These kids have something horribly wrong with them. They seek help, but people get the wrong impression when these kids approach them.

          These kids seem to virtually materialize out of thin air is very little evidence suggesting a point of origin. These kids are fascinating as well as frustrating, as it would seem that nebulous void between demonology, ufology, cryptozoology, and the plain old paranormal.

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    THE GABRIEL STONE

    Tuesday, December 20, 2011, 4:07 PM [General]

     

          AKA The Jeselsohn Stone. Does this stone prove that there might have been the Jewish cult leader, in the time BEFORE Jesus, who claimed he would rise up from the dead after 3 days? His name is Simon of Peraea. If it turns out to be true, that he is the Messiah, then Jesus was just another wannabe. Could it be Jesus knew of this Simon? Did Jesus borrow from Simon, some of the things the stone says Simon did?

          The Jeselsohn Stone, Gabriel's Revelation, and the Messiah before Jesus! The most intriguing detail found on the Gabriel Stone is on a worn out passage describing a resurrection of this earlier Messiah brought on by the Archangel Gabriel [hence the alternative names Gabriel's Revelation, Hazon Gabriel, the Vision of Gabriel, and Gabriel Stone],.But most importantly, By three days... the last word after 'days' is missing which holds the key to the resurrection. The word could be "Lives. There's just no way of telling what that word is.

          Simon is mentioned by Flavius Josephus. Simon has been identified as the messiah of Gabriel's Revelation. Simon WAS NOT crucified. He was killed by the Romans in 4 B.C. and they left his body lying on the ground to rot.

          If its ever proven that Simon is the true Messiah, what would it mean to the Christian world and its Christians? As for me, I'll stick with Jesus. Besides, if Simon was the one, God would have told us long, l o n g, ago.

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    PHOTOS OF MRS. SANTA CLAUS

    Saturday, December 17, 2011, 6:49 PM [General]

    Ever wonder what Santa Claus's wife looks like? He also has a daughter who doesn't get out much these days, although I understand she attends North Pole University as a full time student. Wonder what her email address is. Can't find their home. Guess its classifed information like Area 51.

    This is their daughter. Wish she'd deliver my presents, I'd stay awake all night just waiting.

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    MOM KISSING SANTA CLAUS

    Saturday, December 17, 2011, 5:43 PM [General]

     

     That's me....now, what about you?

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    SANTA CLAUS OF OTHER LANDS-Pt. 2

    Saturday, December 17, 2011, 5:29 PM [General]

          This is part 2 of the various names for Santa Claus from around the world.

          Italian children visited by a kindly old witch named "Befana" who flies through the sky on a broom. In Sweden a gnome named "Juletomten" brings gifts in a sleigh driven by goats. Germany & Switzerland, the "Christkindl," or "Christ Cchild." In some towns an angel comes down from heaven to give gifts.

          In Holland its "Sintirklass" who arrives by boat on December 6th. In Australia Santa rides water skies, has a white beard, and wears a red bathing suit. All of Latin America and Spain are mostly Catholic so "Baby Jesus" and "el Nino Jesus" brings the gifts. In Japan, he's just called "Santa" and many children still call him "Santa no ojisan" which means "Uncle Santa." In America, its "Santa Claus and his flying reindeer."

          I have to say this.....On a planet in a galaxy far, far, away the alien santa delivers gifts to needy alien aliens by way of his round flying saucer. You never know...aliens on other planets in another dimension and/or universe may just celebrate Christmas using a Santa Claus.

          This Christmas Eve, track Santa with Google Earth at www.noradsanta.org  Norad tracks Sants for you.

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    NAMES FOR SANTA CLAUS

    Saturday, December 17, 2011, 5:08 PM [General]

            Santa Claus actually started out as a version of Poseidon, Greek god of the sea, known as Neptune by the Romans. Many countries still celebrate Christmas on December 6th but due to the rise of Christianity, the day was changed to St. Nicholas Day in honor of an Asian bishop. Nicholas of Myra, he wore red clothing, rode a white horse who could fly, and delivered gifts anonymonsly.

            In France he's called "Pere Noel;" in China its 'Christmas Old Man;" Russia has "Baboushka" aka "Grandfather Frost;" in England its "Father Christmas." In Sicily, it is the spirits of departed loved ones who bring gifts to children. In Morocco its "Black Peter."

            This Christmas Eve. track Santa with Google Earth at www.noradsanta.org  Norad tracks Santa for you.

     

    CONTINUED IN PART TWO.

    3.7 (1 Ratings)

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