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    DO CHRISTIANS HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?

    Thursday, March 31, 2011, 4:17 PM [General]

    DO CHRISTIANS HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?

          Does Christian humor turn you on? If it doesn't, maybe its not funny enough! Christian humor is simply "clean jokes", "clean humor." Maybe that's the problem.

          For example:

    Be nice to your kids, for it is they who will choose your nursing home; God answers Knee-mail; The best vitamin is B1;  Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will gladly you take you back; Where will you be seated in etrernity? Smoking or non-smoking section?;  Since God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth, He must have wanted us to do twice as much listening than talking;  If God is your copilot-you're in the wrong seat!;  Yes, God loves us all, but He  favors "fruits if the spirit" over "religious nuts";  When you pray, don't give God instructions. Just report for duty;

         1 cross + 3 nails=4 given;  How do we know that men, not women, made the best coffee in biblical times? Answer: It clearly states that He-brews;  Why couldn't they play cards on the ark? Answer: Because Noah was standing on the deck;  Which man in the Bible was the most flagrant lawbreaker? Answer: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

     

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    WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SATAN REPENTED?

    Thursday, March 31, 2011, 3:56 PM [General]

          What would seriously happen if Satan repented to God and asked for forgiveness? Would God forgive him and welcome him into heaven? Since Satan, in the form of Lucifer, got kicked out of heaven, he has been back in heaven at God's request to give an account of himself on what he's been doing.

          All the people who died and went to hell because of Satan, what would become of them if Satan repented? Would humanity on earth be affected?

          Some say that Satan repenting will never happen. Some even went on to say that Satan works for God and he can't do anything without God's permission. Would Satan need permission to repent?

          According to the Bible [each letter means: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth], the future's already written and that version of the future doesn't involve a twist ending in which Satan repents. Satan will never change his ways because it is against his nature. A nature, in which he chose, knowing the truth, he chose to believe a lie and to exalt himself above the very God in heaven.

          Therefore, God turned him over to his nature, never to be changed, just as he did with those found in [Romans 1:20-32], who knowing the truth, chose not to serve God, but to follow their lusts, he does not know he is evil because that's what he is!

     

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    GOD IS LIKE A TV COMMERCIAL

    Thursday, March 31, 2011, 3:39 PM [General]

    GOD IS LIKE A TV COMMERCIAL:

         How can you communicate truths to others about God using tv commercials? Here's how you do it:

    Allstate---You're in good hands.

    Tide---He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

    Sears---He has everything.

    A Ford---He's got a better idea.

    Hallmark Cards---He cared enough to send the very best.

    Bayer Aspirin---He works wonders.

    Delta---He's ready when you are.

    Coke---He's the real thing.

    Alberto Vo 5---He holds through all kinds of weather.

    The US Post Office---Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail, will keep Him from His appointed rounds.

    Scotch tape---You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

    Dial Soap---Aren't you glad you've got Him. Don't you wish everybody did?

    General Electric---He brings good things to life.

          Can you come up with any others?

     

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    REVELATION 12:5 TWISTED SCRIPTURE.

    Thursday, March 31, 2011, 12:38 AM [General]

    FROM THE DESK OF REV. DON DIEGO DELA VEGA.

    READ:  Revelation 12:5

    THIS SCRIPTURE TWISTED TO MEAN SOMETHING ELSE.

    Some charismatic sects have adopted a belief that in the last days God will raise up a "male child" company of believers often referred to as "manifested sons." This faithful remnant of overcomers will reach such a state of perfection that their bodies will become immortal. The male child in this verse, however is none other than Jesus.

     

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    TWISTED SCRIPTURE OF ACTS 20:7

    Thursday, March 31, 2011, 12:29 AM [General]

    FROM THE DESK OF PASTOR DON DIEGO DELA VEGA

    READ:  Acts 20:7

    HOW ACTS 20:7 WAS TWISTED BY ANOTHER RELIGION:

    The Churches of Christ believe that this verse sets the pattern for partaking of the Lord's Supper every Sunday. [Acts 2:46] indicates, however, that the first Christians came together daily to break bread. We cannot conclude from [Acts 20:7] alone that believers must break bread weekly. 

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    JOHN 3:3, 7 EXPLAINED BY Fr. DON DIEGO

    Thursday, March 31, 2011, 12:19 AM [General]

     

    FROM THE DESK OF FATHER DON DIEGO:

    John 3:3. 7  EXPLAINED. Please read first.

    THE MEANING OF JOHN 3:3, 7.

    It is sometimes argued that Jesus could not have said, "You must be born again," because this relies on a play of words between "born again" and ''born from above"  that works only in Greek, not in Aramic. But whichever phrase Jesus used, He still was talking about a second birth after a person's first, biological birth.

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    THE 911 INCIDENT. WAS SATAN PRESENT, WAS IT HIS DOING?

    Wednesday, March 30, 2011, 8:19 PM [General]

     

    Can you see his face in the smoke? The World Trade Center sending black smoke into the air. This has to be the work of Satan letting people know he is still set on destroying things on earth, especially people, even those caught in the buildings. Here's a couple of other photos:

    See the devil's face, or at least one of his demons? The World Trade Center and other buildings damaged have since been rebuilt and that probably pissed him off. Could it happen again? We hope it don't happen again.

    One final picture with a partial newspaper clipping on the 911 incident:

     The rest is left up to you. It goes to show, not many if any, Christians even knew about this. There's two other incidents that have happened recently that Christians aren't aware of, nor do they associate those with the prophecies of the Bible. One incident I did a journal on dealt with the earthquake of Japan and UFOs. I'll be doing the other incident this week sometime.

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    THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO LILITH.

    Wednesday, March 30, 2011, 7:59 PM [General]

          This is a book written by Lonnie Hicks. Based on excerps from it:

          Lilith's existence as an historical person depends on a reading of Genesis 1 apart from Genesis 2. Remember the gap theory between these two verses which was to have been a gap of thousands of years if not millions of years? It could be that the woman created as Adam's equal in Genesis 1 is said to be Lilith and the woman in Genesis 2 is Eve whom God created for him after Adam prayed to God that Lilith ran off and left him alone. At least she didn't leave Adam for another man! There wasn't any at the time.

          Lilith is not mentioned in Genesis because insinuating her presence overthrows the biblical picture of Adam and Eve living close to the Creator of Paradise. There's only one passing reference to Lilith in the entire Bible. Its found in [Isaiah 34:14] which reads, "there too Lilith shall repose." Does this prove that she isn't a myth and that she actually existed?

          What does your version of the Bible and [Isaiah 34:14] say? She's also referred to the "night creature" and also to "the screech owl."

         

           What if Eve wasn't created and Lilith remained and submitted to Adam? How would things have worked out? I don't mean that she retained her vampire image, if she had, she would have gone after Adam and there goes creation, no Adam to speak of, unless of course he became a vampire too and all of creation would be vampires, coming out at night time. Day time would have the streets deserted.

         

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    WAS LILITH ADAM'S FIRST WIFE?

    Wednesday, March 30, 2011, 7:36 PM [General]

     

          According to Jewish texts, Lilith was the first woman created for Adam. Many have made her a model for feminists because  when Adam demande her to be on the bottom while they made love, she refused. After Adam persisted, she became very angry and screamed the holy name of God and then disappeared to be cast out of Eden. Lilith was made from wholly dust. Eve was created next from one of Adam's ribs.

          Lilith went on to become a vampire, in fact she became the Mother of Vampires. She is only mentioned once in the entire Bible...[Isaiah 34:14]. She apparently was Adam's first wife and she came about between Genesis 1 and Genesis 2 and if you remember...there's a gap between those 2 verses to the tune of millions of years, if not thousands of years.

          As the legend goes, she would steal infants and small children from their beds to devour them. Another source has it she would seduce unwary men in order to steal their semen. The men would not survive this encounter.

          In later versions, Lilith reportedly drank the blood of her victims. She would use the semen to conceive her demon offspring. She is considered to be the earliest accoint of the vampire. All her children were destroyed by God. In retaliation she vowed to feed off children of Adam, namely human beings.

          Without Lilith and her numerous incarnations there might very well be no vampires!

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    THE BLACK SOX SCANDAL OF 1919.

    Wednesday, March 30, 2011, 3:21 PM [General]

          The Black Sox Scandal refers to an incident that took place around and during the play of the 1919 World Series. The name "Black Sox" also refers to the 1919 Chicago White Sox team. Originally it was the Chicago White Stockings in 1902 by the owner, Charles Comiskey. In 1912 the name was changed to the Chicago White Sox.

          Eight members of the major league franchise were banned for life from baseball for throwing (for intentionally losing) games, and essentially giving the series to the Cincinnati Reds.

          The Banned Members:

    Eddie Cicotte [died 5-5-69], Oscar "Happy" Felsch [8-17-64],  Arnold "Chick" Gandil [12-13-76],  "Shoeless" Joe Jackson [12-5-51],  Fred McMullin [11-21-52],  Charles "Swede" Rieberg [10-13-75],  George "Buck" Weaver ]1-31-56],  Claude "Lefty" Williams [11-4-59].

    The Curse of the Black Sox:

          This curse, aka the "Curse of Shoeless Joe" [1919--2005] was a superstitution pr "scapegoat" cited as one reason for the failure of the Chicago White Sox to win the World Series from 1917 until 2005.

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