The following photos show us the babies of some Hollywood celebrities, some cute, some ugly. Photos of the babies they probably would rather forget. A little humor in this serious world. You should reconize the stars. Enjoy your viewing!!
Note many people say grace before meals [Christians do]. Some people don't bother to say grace because they figure they worked, bought the food, and prepared it, and ate it. Even kids like to say grace, maybe not the way you'd like. The lesson here, is to consider saying grace beforfe YOU eat. Better grace than what's here:
1. Dear Lord, please bless...oh never mind, even you wouldn't bless this slop! Amen.
2. Lord, please demonstrate your mercy by blessing this food, as my mom's not a very good cook so it really needs it. Amen.
3. Our Heavenly Father we thank you for this food, and humbly request that you perform a miracle and remove the calories from the desert. Amen.
4. Bless this food before us set, it needs all the help that it can get! Amen.
5. Bless this food you've provided for me, delivery was late so I got it for free. Amen.
6. Lord, please bless thiis sumptuous feast, and bless the pizza guy who delivered it. Amen.
7. Bless this food, and then bless it some more. I know it needs blessing 'cuz I've eaten here before.
Taking into consideration that there is life on other worlds [we just haven't located any yet, but its coming]. What if there is another universe when Jesus also went to save and help people and He had a Last Supper before He was to die? After all, there are many years of Jesus' life that we can't account for.
Just because the people of that planet look and act different doesn't mean they are not sincere in what they do. If you compare the above photo with the real one from our world, you can pretty much figure out who is who!
If there are such aliens, Jesus probably visited them and did with them what He did with us. Wonder if there was an alien who betrayed Jesus on that world? Maybe they even have an alien Bible.
What's happenin' Bro? We gots a new Bible translation, the first 5 books anyway!
The Scriptures according to the Black Bible Chronicles is lean, sinewy and street-savvy. This Bible is in slang, the language of the streets. Its 190 pages and its in stores now, has been for some time.
Its a matter of breaking down the heady language barrier posed by the KJV and its descendants. The meaning in the Bible doesn't really change, but it does become appropriate for the times. This Bibles was designed for the Black youth on the streets in hopes they will come to know the Lord. Yes, in this Bible, God and Jesus are black.
To some Christian Fundamentalists, however, this Bible version is blasphemy worthy of eternal damnation. In slang, the author of this translation is dissin' God, and that ain't cool.
Samples from this Bible:
"Now when the Almighty was first down with His program, He made the heavens and the Earth. The Earth was a fashion misfit, being so uncool and dark, but the Spirit of the Almighty came down real tough, so that he simply said, 'Lighten up!' "
"In the beginning, the Eartrh was a fashion misfit and the Garden of Eden's serpent was one bad dude. Cain wasted Abel and Noah was one cool brother."
THE NEW 2011 NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION BIBLE.
This is very controversary. It has churches, and men of the cloth up in arms. This new version of the NIV has changed the words in their text, but now the new NIV of the Bible is also changing gender related words. A lot of gender-neutral singulars and plurals, such as "that person" and "they" in the new text. The 1984 version of the NIV will no longer be available once the 2011 is released if it hasn't already.
The different versions of the Bible changing is showing how churches and religion are allowing society to influence them. T truely be a Christian means following God's ways and not changing God's ways and word to fit your wants and needs.
Some examples of change:
The word "parent" replaces "Father" in (Hebrews 12) in an allusion to God. "Brothers" is referring to all disciples, including brothers and sisters such as in [Romans 7:1] where he addresses the "brother" and then proceeds to us a woman as an example of what he is saying in [Romans 7:2]. Plus, the word "People" used instead of "men."
What can be said about this new version of the Bible? [Gal. 1:9] and Revelation 22:18-19 KJV] for the answer.
EVEN CHRISTIANS HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. SO YOU?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we step out of the shower? Can atheists get home owner's insurance for acts of God? What can we use to dilute water? Wht does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower when he doesn't wear pants?
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids? If practice makes perfect and no one's perfect, why practice? If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Why does a fast food place have a "drive thru" when you have to stop to order food, then pay for it and then drive up to pick it up? Why would Superman want to leap over the tallest building in a songle bound if he can fly?
First of all, the Bible teaches that God id morally perfect and holy (Habakkuk 1:13) says God is too pure to look on evil. Christians often say that God cannot allow sin in His presence, yet Satan is allowed in heaven at times to give God an account of his activities.
But how do we explain there are several instances in the Bible where Satan and other demons are said to be in God's presence, e.g. [Job 1:6; 2 Chron. 18:18-21; Rev. 12:10].
God is omnipresent (He's everywhere), see [Jer. 23:23-24). If He is present everywhere then He cannot but be in the presence of sinful creatures. Isn't that right?
ARE THERE THINGS GOD DOES NOT KNOW?
Christians believe that God is omniscient. He knows everything-past, present. & future. He knows the actual and the possible, only the impossible (the contradicton) in unknown to God, as the logically contradictory is unknowable to anyone.
But there are passages in the Bible that seem to indicate that God is ignorant of ceetain facts and that He needs to discover them. EXAMPLE: [Gen. 18:20-23] where Abraham bargains with God to some people in Sodom. God says, "He will go down and see if what they have done is as bad as the outcry that has reached Him." In that verse if it is taken in a strict literal sense, it indicates that God does not know how bad Sodom is without first visiting, Himself.
How do we deal with passages like this?
Read [Rev. 19:11-16]. This passage portrays the physical coming prophesed in [Acts 11:9-11]. The full preterist view, claiming that Christ already came in spirit and power in the judgment of Jerusalem in A.D. 70 and that there is no future second advent.
Is this true or false? If true, does this mean we are the ones "Left Behind"? Since armies with the Lord are wearing pure white linen, it is likely that this is another image for the same group elsewhere called the vast multitude, the heaven dwellers and bride of the Lamb.
Is this likely?
The Roswell UFO Incident was the alleged recovery of an ET spacecraft, including alien pilots, from an object that crashed approximately 75 miles from Roswell, NM, in June or July, 1947.
Since the late 197-s the incident has been the subject of intense controversy and the subject of conspiracy theories as to the true nature of the object that crashed. The military won't admit they captured an alien spacecraft. They give the age-old excuses it was a weather satellite or some testing of new aircraft. The public doesn't believe them. Would you?
The military has put up signs around Area 51 like the one that follows:
What do you think the aliens look like? The following photos should give your imagination something to speculate on:
The above green alien is a baby alien. Above that one, that might be what an alien would look like to us humans.
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